If the automatic human washing machine capsule featured an automatic massage function, it would meticulously massage the man inside until he ejaculated. Specifically, this would involve gently stroking his penis, stimulating his groin with a vibrator, or applying slippery gel for added pleasure. Additionally, it would pour warm water over his groin, have the vibrator gently stimulate the tip of his penis, or place a lid coated in slippery gel against his groin. The man would say, ‘I can't hold back any longer... harder...’, ‘Nothing could be more wonderful... I'm about to finish...’. The automatic human washing machine would speak, ‘I want you to touch me here... deeper...’. ‘I can't hold back any longer... I want you to take me...’ ‘I can do it now, I can do it now, I can do it now... I can do it now, I can do it now, I can do it now...’ it says.