The Ultimate Boss, Fully Loaded

I tried thinking of everything a proper boss should have and threw it all in. A cigar, a glass of wine, and a white bathrobe. Slicked-back hair, dark round sunglasses, and the intimidating build of a musclebound tough guy. A cat sits on his lap as he leisurely pets it, reclining deep in an imposing chair in a dimly lit room, overlooking the city and its glittering nightscape below. And of course, no mysterious aura would be complete without a little dry-ice smoke. I kept adding more and more boss-like elements until I could no longer find a reason to take anything away. This is the boss of all bosses.