Cats VS Toilet Paper and the Possibilities of New Toilet Paper

First, a word of caution. Cats satisfy their hunting instincts by destroying things they can with their claws and teeth. This is because satisfying their hunting instincts simultaneously trains them for fighting. This is an unchangeable habit, an instinct necessary for the survival of cats, small, predatory carnivorous animals. Owning a cat is an act of human ego. It is unacceptable to take away a cat's instincts because of that ego. Even more unacceptable is when a cat accidentally ingests or swallows something it shouldn't due to human carelessness. Keep string, plastic, and toilet paper out of your cat's reach. And so begins the cat vs. toilet paper battle. Who will win, you rascal? In the second half, we'll present toilet paper recipes from a professional chef.