Our Mustache Dance

This is a two-person act. One person takes a roll of toilet paper, and the other takes a permanent marker. Put on your fake mustache glasses and enter the classroom dancing with full enthusiasm. After showing off for a while, move to opposite ends of the classroom. Throw the toilet paper, and if the other person can stick the marker through the cardboard core while it is still in the air, the trick is a success. Once you pull it off, give the audience a proper flourish, then make your exit from the classroom. Lightweight. It already has a hole to aim for. Even if it falls, it is soft enough to be relatively safe. And it is cheap. Toilet paper was, in fact, the ideal projectile.