Get on Board! Mala Tang!

This is the woman on the cover of the song "Follow the Trend, Mala Tang! (Get on the Mala Tang Ride!)" I was making a music video for another song, but I suddenly felt like making this video. . . China girl uuuuuu!!! ...I lost my composure. . . . If I were to make a music video, I'd like to feature this woman in a cheongsam and an old man (me) who can't quite keep up with trends, and make a music video where the woman tries to entice the trend (mala tang). However, I lack both the credits and the effort. . . . Grrr. . I still haven't eaten mala tang. . .