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divine doctor

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ハム太

ハム太

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可愛い女の子と物騒なネタとエロが好き

People say he has the left hand of God. Another person says he has the devil\'s right hand... Anesthesiologist: ``My heart rate has decreased.\'\' Surgeon: “What about vasopressors? ” Anesthesiologist: ``I\'ve been doing it for a while. No more is possible. Hey, bring me more fluids. How\'s the bleeding? ” Surgeon: ``I was able to control it for the most part, but...\'\' Senpai: ``Thank you again. You held out well in this hopeless battle. Leave the rest to me.\'\' Surgeon: ``Senpai! ” Senior: “Does he have a family?” Operator A: “Yes. I’ll be waiting outside.” Senpai: “Then let me know. It’s okay. Now, let’s get started!” Assistant Professor Risa: ``Senpai, please stop. There\'s nothing we can do to help this patient.\'\' Senpai: “Don’t get in my way. If you don’t want to help, just leave.” Assistant Professor Risa: \"There\'s too much risk. Please stop the operation immediately. No one will blame you even if you can\'t save this patient.\" Senpai: ``What did you learn in medical school? Did you get so involved in the paper and the politics of the medical department that you forgot the Hippocratic Oath?\'\' Risa: “…” Senior: “I can do it. I can help this patient.” Surgeon: “(That’s amazing anastomosis speed…)” Senpai: \"I\'m a good guy. I can\'t overlook the lives I can save with my hands.\" 7th and 8th photos: Senpai: “What do you think? I can even bring back the humans you treat as dead!” Risa: “You look like Asclepius.” Senpai: “Did you know by now? 🤣 The only thing I fear is the Hades who bring about absolute death.” 9th photo: Senior: “Please leave it to me. The person who will operate on you is the supreme surgeon.”

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